I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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