some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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