I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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