Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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