So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
this is an emotional support booty call
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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