you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
this boner is exhausting
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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