Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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