She's JV to your varsity
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
