We're facebook friends in real life
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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