Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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