That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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