I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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