he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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