You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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