is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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