So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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