Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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