420 ftw
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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