Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
