There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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