We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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