she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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