I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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