3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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