So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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