It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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