haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So much rum. So many feels.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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