Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Such a big mess for such a small penis
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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