The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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