Why are handjobs necessary in class?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
please don't ironically join a cult
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