Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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