And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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