My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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