she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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