on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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