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  After last night I still want u

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  But please keep that on the DL

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.

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  You fucker.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.

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• (585): View more from New York

  if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  so he's a sleeptalker.

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  yeah??

  (740): View more from Ohio

  "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.

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