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• (317): View more from Indiana

  and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.

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• (858): View more from California

  Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.

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  Wtf? What happened?

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  Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.

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• (716): View more from New York

  once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.

  (802): View more from Vermont

  So basically you were a dog.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

  (315): View more from New York

  Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece

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• (831): View more from California

  I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list

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• (949): View more from California

  We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death

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