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u cheatin on me?

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if i did i would try to upgrade babe.

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(434): u cheatin on me? (1-434): if i did i would try to upgrade babe. http://tfl.nu/br4f

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(206): View more from Washington

Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad

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(206): Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad http://tfl.nu/uv9f

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Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?

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You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.

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(301): Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room? (760): You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet. http://tfl.nu/jiuf

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Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.

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(479): Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships. http://tfl.nu/he2q

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There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.

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This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?

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Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.

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(613): There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared. (613): This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea? (613): Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win. http://tfl.nu/1a5o

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.

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(610): he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted. http://tfl.nu/laiq

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(503): View more from Oregon

I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...

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(503): I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me... http://tfl.nu/6tu6

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(253): View more from Washington

She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty

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(253): She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty http://tfl.nu/bhaz

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(410): View more from Maryland

Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....

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(410): Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink..... http://tfl.nu/vd91

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

how bad is she

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captain morgan with tits

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(484): how bad is she (215): captain morgan with tits http://tfl.nu/5qnj

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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?

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(401): Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...? http://tfl.nu/zp7y

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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?

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(773): What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again? http://tfl.nu/duvn

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(905): View more from Ontario

This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.

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(905): This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick. http://tfl.nu/xvkz

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(+61): View more from Australia

I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!

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(+61): I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five! http://tfl.nu/d35d

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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica

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(928): So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica http://tfl.nu/ah6v

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