I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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