There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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