I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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