just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
