That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
How does it feel to date your dad?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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