Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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