I wish I could punch you in the face.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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