Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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