would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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