Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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