dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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