I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Never underestimate the power of titties
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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