on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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