Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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