Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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