I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.