Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick