She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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