Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Randomize
